Washington DC: A flying saucer landed unannounced on the National Mall today. After de-cloaking two occupants got out, put some coins in a parking meter and began walking towards the White House.
The two neatly dressed persons, a man and a woman, stopped at the guard shack at the south lawn entrance. After a few minutes delay the couple was escorted into the White House, where they stayed for several hours. The pair then exited the same way they had come, got into the flying saucer and left the planet.
Wikileaks Website: President Obama had a SECRET meeting with two representatives of the Intergalactic Gathering of Planets (IGOP) today. A complete news blackout is being maintained by the White House! Press Secretary Gibbs is telling the news media that what was seen on the National Mall was only swamp gas.
The delegation from IGOP indicated that the organization was upset with the Earth's social and political development. The last time anyone from IGOP visited this part of the galaxy was 6000 years ago. At that time, what you Earthlings call "ancient astronauts" came to help initiate a peaceful civilization by imparting basic scientific education and to construct rudimentary buildings around your world.
The two IGOP representatives said they noticed many of these pyramid shaped buildings are still standing. These elaborate structures were built to house social misfits such as rabid environmentalists, animal rights activists, vegans, high taxing, high spending and corrupt politicians, and lawyers.
The IGOP visitors had to hurriedly return to a crisis occurring in the Milky Way.