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Monday, 6 September 2010

Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss has already chosen some of the men she wants to inhabit "Heidi's Stud Farm," a luxurious Nevada mansion destined to become the nation's first legal brothel for female clients.

"I'm thinking in terms of recognizable and insatiable sex addicts-like Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Hugh Grant, Eliot Spitzer and David Letterman.

"These guys will cost plenty," Fleiss stressed.

"Up to $50,000-a-night!" She added: "You'd be surprised how many old Hollywood bags, including me, would be willing to fork over that kind of dough."

Fleiss said she already has a commitment from Clinton to live at the farm for at least a year "as long as he only engages in Lewinsky-style sex in order not to break his marriage vows."

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