Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, fresh off reminding everyone SHE brokered the Irish Peace Accord after the recent egging of former PM Blair in Dublin, announced that the President would be seeking economic stimulus advice from the recently disgraced Pakistani Cricket Team.
According to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, the President has become frustrated with the fact that over 20,000 registered lobbyists have forked over more than $100B in campaign contributions since he's been in office, but the economy is still sinking along with his popularity.
Insiders claim Obama was heard to exclaim in a panic, "Get me that Paki fixer who represents that bent cricket team....desperate times call for desperate measures and I'm willing to make a deal with the devil if it'll save the mid-terms!"
Things have gotten so bad for the Dems that not one of them is willing to be seen in public with the President, 97% have denied knowing anything about the recent Health Care Bill plunging the country into more debt, and not one of them has admitted to driving a gas guzzling SUV while all praise Arizona's stance on ILLEGAL immigration.
Just as the Department of State picked up a recent fund razing junket for Muslim Activist and Hamas contributor inman Feisal Abdul Rauf to travel to the middle east to secure pledges for the 9/11 Mosque Memorial to the part time Saudi Arabian pilots who achieved martyrdom, the US will be picking up the tab for the visit.
A Clinton spokesman said the Pakistani team would be picked up by Air Force 2 outside of Karachi and flown into Camp David, away from prying press, to meet with the President, Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner, and Mohmond Karzai who is over here securing a Bailout for the scandal ridden bank of Kabul.
The President's Social Secretary, who refused to be quoted on the record due to acute embarrassment, said the White House cook was busy with a new menu for the President's guests and was presently overseeing the slaying of 25 lambs by slitting their throats in order to prepare religiously approved Haial kabobs to be served at the dinner , followed by a showing of
"Silence of the Lambs' hosted by First Lady, Michelle Obama an alleged vegetarian.
Pakistani Bookies are doing a lively business with odds 50-1 that Obama will kneel in prayer with fixer Mazhar Majeed to cement their deal, and 200-1 that Michelle will wait table wearing a burka.
London Bookies are said to be" wary" and are laying off bets with Al Gore's Global Warming Hedge Fund and Chicago Betting Parlors with close ties to the White House.