Written by Moose
Print this
Topics: Politics

Saturday, 4 September 2010

image for Rattner Book Exposes F*cking Obscenities in God-Damned White House
President Barack Hussein Obama, President of the God-damned USA

Excerpts from Steve Rattner's new book on the auto bailouts by the Obama administration upset many Democrats.

Rattner, who headed President Obama's auto task force for 120 days, has written a first-hand account of the auto rescues called "Overhaul".

In it, he quotes White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel as saying "Why the f*ck should we even save GM?" during a meeting at the White House. The president's top political adviser, David Axelrod, cited data showing that most Americans hate f*cking bailouts almost as much as they hate f*cking politicians.

Rattner's task force associate, Ron Bloom, warned that doing nothing would put hundreds of thousands of people out of work. Emanuel, according to Rattner, replied "F*ck the UAW. They're nothing but God-damned c*ck-sucking pussies."

Yesterday, UAW President Robert King moved to calm potential sh*t over the f*cking remarks.

"The hard f*cking work of this God-damned president literally saved the f*cking auto industry," King said.

Make Moose's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

8 20 23 25
64 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more