Unemployment claims have dropped for the second week in a row. The Obama administration was quick to take credit for the lower unemployment claims.
"The figures don't lie!" stated one unidentified official. How can the citizens of this great country not agree that this president is doing what no other President was able to do before? There have been no claims for unemployment for two weeks now; the economy is turning around.
It is not known yet if laying off the employees at the unemployment office's and locking the doors had anything to do with the recent decline, but the Obama administration said they would look into it.