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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

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Moore fears suitcase nukes

In a press release that shocked many, liberal political activist and film maker Michael Moore yesterday announced that he had become a conservative republican.

"I've been listening to talk radio for several months now, and I think they're completely right about immigration, same sex marriage, the war on drugs, and the clear and present danger posed by the Ground Zero Mosque. I'm a conservative republican."

The press release went on to explain that every day, Mr. Moore trembles in fear about the possibility that a pregnant lesbian Mexican Muslim Narco-Terrorist might sneak across the border with a suitcase nuke, sell meth to his kids, drop the anchor baby, blow up the hospital, and marry his sister.

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