CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator.
63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex rather than have Harry Reid serve six more years.
Additionally, respondents answered that:
56 percent said that they preferred Harry Reid compared to being buried alive.
43 percent said that they preferred to have an unanesthetized root-canal compared to having Harry Reed as Senator.
23 percent would rather be smitten by God as opposed to Harry Reid serving another term.