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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business.

The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider.

The study followed 400 people who have been wearing 'smart-looking glasses' and a control-group of 300 who wore no glasses or "regular" glasses.

The study also found that many people who wear 'smart-looking glasses' paid four to ten times as much for their glasses than those in the control-group, leading many scientists to make the observation that people who wear 'smart-looking glasses' are actually stupid people, willing to do anything to increase their self-esteem.

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