Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

In a bulletin from the Anti-Defamation League, which some are calling "tongue-in- cheek," the League is telling their members that Jews no longer have to worry about having their Synagogues burned and desecrated.

"The agents of the netherworld, who have been around for thousands of years have found a new enemy for Americans," the bulletin reported. "The DNA lives on in the hearts and minds of these humans and is always searching for victims. The Muslims are like a new puppy to these people and the white sheets are coming out of the closet. There are crosses to burn and "miles to go before we sleep" rides high in the American psyche once again.

T. J. McCorkle, a T-Party spokesman from Louisburg N.C. was asked at the Beck rally on Saturday what he thought about the new islamophobia.

"Well, I bin hatin the coloreds and the Jews for my whole life, jes like my daddy and my daddy's daddy. Don't care too much for the Cathlics neither.

"Not many of them Muslims around here cept maybe those people that manage the Motel 6 over Youngsville way. He's dark and she wears a funny dress and has a weird dot painted on her forehead. Must be a sign of the devil.

"Muslims have come along at a good time though. We ain't had much to do for awhile and we got grand chillens coming along soon. Nice to have the youngins to, you know, pass the torch to, so to speak.

"Excuse me now. I have to git on back to Louisburg and prepare my sermon for Sunday."

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