SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was up in San Francisco doing interviews with three of the local radio stations.
He was asked how he liked San Francisco. He said that he has always liked Frisco. He pointed out that he loves to ride the cable cars. His mom and dad both told him that they remind them of the old Rice-A-Roni commercials.
Justin also likes to go down to Fisherman's Wharf and eat his favorite seafood dishes; fried sardines marinated in Dr. Pepper, tuna fish pizza, and octopus tacos.
He said that the last time he was in San Francisco he was with Kim Kardashian. Bieber said that they took a boat ride out to the infamous Alcatraz Penitentiary.
Justin said that he took Kim's picture as she sat wearing a pair of animal print short shorts in the jail cell that the notorious Chicago gangster Al Capone had occupied.
Bieber recalls that on their last trip to the city they had gone to Chinatown. And he laughs as he recalls that one Chinese merchant in particular remarked about Kim to him "Wowie zowie, rittle man, chee got rovely rooking butt on her dat won't quit huh cowboy?"
Justin who is 16, dated the older Kim who is 29, for three weeks. And he said that in those three weeks, he went from being a young boy of 16, to being a mature man of 26.
When asked what especially it was that he liked about Kim he blushed. He said that Kim actually has three special things that he absolutely loves. He paused and said that he could only mention one.
When asked what that one thing was he replied, "The gal has a badonkadonk on her that starts off at Monday morning and doesn't quit until Tuesday afternoon. He then noted that the other two things begin with the letters 'T' and 'P.'"
[EDITOR'S NOTE: It is truly an interesting coincidence. Kim's present boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has said exactly the same thing about Kim's bottom as little Justin did.]