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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again.

Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night before last and thought it was a regular flight but had noticed a lot of older couples waiting in the seats before boarding Flight 779.

"There were no kids running around. In fact, there was no one under 60 it appeared."

Still, Broker stated that everyone got aboard with a lot of kidding and laughter so she thought it was 'a group traveling thing'.

More like a Grope Traveling Thing!

"No sooner had the "Safe" to unbuckle sign come on than they began undressing. I started to object but the other stewardess stopped me. She told me that this was the group that wanted to join the Mile High Club in mass and they were simply preparing for the moment the plane reached that height."

Even before the signal was given, several began practicing UP, stated Broker. She said the other stewardess began getting sick and soon she did too, so they fled to a spot where they couldn't see.

Jane Kennedy, the other stewardess, stated to reporters that she knew it was going to be weird but not sickening.

"I hope I never see another varicose vein in my life!"

Both took leave of absence right after landing in Seattle.

"I think my sex life is ruined", stated Broker who said she was going to get an attorney. "One of the old guys gave me a video he took but I'll give it to the attorney. I never want to see it. Three heart attacks and helping ten others who were UP for more than four hours and I thought I'd go mad."

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