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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Glenn Beck: "Hold my gun, I'll be right back."

Sarah Palin gave a surprise second speech Saturday at Glenn Beck's "Restore Honor" rally in Washington, D.C. In it, she praised President Obama for finally bringing our combat troops home from Iraq.

"As a mother of a combat soldier," I want to thank President Obama personally for seeing to it that my son's life and the lives of the soldiers still living are finally home safe and sound from Iraq. There has been too much bloodshed already. That is what this rally is all about."

When Glenn beck was told of the secondary speech, however, he was not pleased. "Jesus God in Heaven," said Beck. "I got outside to load up on corn dogs and curly fries and come back to find out that my number two speaker has just given a second speech. Boy, you have to spell everything out for that Palin woman. Number two speaker just means she's second in line to me, not that she gets two whacks at giving a speech."

Beck went on. "I just hope she's smart enough to realize which of the Jiffy Johns are for #1 and #2, cause these corn dogs can sure cause some distress."

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