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Saturday, 28 August 2010

Political analytics are now sure that Obama will use a new strategy to help democrats win the mid-term elections.

"He started to use it in the GZ mosque debate, when taking three different positions in three days, we call it Le trinite". Says Jack Bezjaj, senior analysts in the Nofrilla group, an independent political inst.

" On Friday, on the Ramadam dinner, he openly endorsed the Mosque. On Saturday, for the press, he said he didn't and on Sunday he tried a more nuanced approach: he wouldn't decide to decide." Says Bezjaj, and continues:

"Obama have the distinction of endorsing 3 different views in three days, an masterful strategy that will be used in the mid term elections. It will confuse his political opponents, but mostly his follow democrats. Anything they say could be taken as a critic of one of the three Obamas"

This bold move in the political scene will propably have an own terminology: Obamaism, Mr. Bezjaj finish.

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