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Friday, 27 August 2010

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VINEYARD HAVEN, Mass. - President Barack Hussein Obama will use the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina to honor it as "The Most Successful Hurricane Of All Time".

Obama will end his tenth vacation in three months to head for New Orleans to celebrate the anniversary.

Then-President George W. Bush's was harshly criticized by Kanye West for "hating wet people".

On Sunday, Obama will have the delicate task of commemorating the storm while reassuring residents who may still believe in the federal government that they are complete and total idiots.

After commemorating Hurricane Katrina, the President will begin planning the celebration of the ninth anniversary of 9/11.

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