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Friday, 27 August 2010

Tiger Woods is playing great golf again, and it is leaving a lot of people scratching their heads.

"I picked up my game because I need to pay the bills. It is as simple as that," Tiger Woods said to reporters on Thursday.

Tiger Woods isn't lying. He owes his ex-wife a lot of money, so much money that he felt the need to work on his game.

"I realized that finishing at the bottom of tournaments wasn't going to pay the bills. Advertisers are dropping me because my image is shot.

"I understand I deserve what I am getting. I hung around some classy guys and they taught me some bad things, but apparently they are better at hiding it," Tiger said.

It is uncertain how many years it will take Tiger to payoff his ex-wife, but golf sponsors hope it takes a long time to pay her off, because they are loving this change in his game.

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