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Thursday, 26 August 2010

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"I've Got It Started!"

Seattle, Washington police had an easy time identifying a naked couple who broke into a house and filmed themselves having sex, because they left the camera behind.

However, just to be on the safe side, the police picked out seven other couples and told them to remove their clothes and had them all in a line-up, so they could compare details of the two in the video.

"It took us about three hours but we believe that we have identified the two in their thirties", stated officer Hendricks. "Although, the Captain still wanted to double check the teens."

The couple were caught when someone came over to pick up the owner's mail as the owners were away and didn't want to leave newspapers piled up on the front porch, a sure giveaway to burglars.

"Yes I certainly saw them! Naked as jaybirds and didn't want to stop 'coupling' even when they saw me. But they finally high-tailed bare-assed out of there", stated a Mrs. Anderson, a neighbor who had volunteered to keep an eye on the house.

When asked why they didn't include Mrs Anderson when they were looking over the naked couple line-up, officer Hendricks stated, "Oh, she had identified both of them earlier. We were just making double-sure there wasn't a screw-up somewhere."

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