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Thursday, 26 August 2010

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Something Akin To A Magic Wand. But Not Quite The Same.

Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand.

A source told us that Tiger Woods appeared to be a happy family man until he started watching Harry Potter movies and came to realize that he was the proud owner of a pretty Magic Wand himself.

"No doubt about it," the source told us. "The power of Tiger Woods' Magic Wand is not to be underestimated. Just ask all those women. They didn't need to see no Harry Potter movies. Tiger's Magic Wand was more than enough for them."

It is thought that Tiger Woods spent long periods practising with his Magic Wand in magnificent solitude before unleashing it on his legions of female admirers.

Harry Potter star Rupert Grint, reportedly spent many hours polishing up his own Magic Wand techniques, but without similar success.

A golf expert dismissed Tiger Woods' Magic Wand stunts and said that Tiger would have been better occupied concentrating on his swing and his driving technique.

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