Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Breasts

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

image for Hooters girls get sack because they're too "top heavy"!
Just about qualifies as a Hooter girl, any larger, no way!

Hooters, the restaurant chain always "busting" at the seams with male punters attempting to have their food served from the opposite side of the table have decided to sack two of their waitresses for being too "top heavy"!

The "busty wenches" were doing their job perfectly but unfortunately had their rather large "boobs" frequently hanging in the gravy whilst bending across the tables.

The mainly male customers loved having their gravy dipped by their "boobs" but it became slightly messy as the dripping titties soiled the table clothes and sprayed other customers whilst shaking their "booty".

Now all females working for Hooters are being checked for their cup size and new recruits are not allowed more than a handful!

The two sacked girls are sueing Hooters for damages and lost wages because they feel they have been discriminated against for possessing exactly that what Hooters customers desperately want, huge, busty Wenches, serving their food.

Hooters gave the following press statement:

"Hooter girls are not only waitresses they are also entertainers and we couldn't have those rather large busty Wenches serving and shaking their 'booty' with their breasts dripping with gravy it became rather messy!"

The case is being referred to the court of Sexual Discrimination.

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