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Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial.

When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair to charity, Mr. Blagojevich responded:

"I'm just not giving it up for f***in' nothing. I'm not gonna do it. And, and I can always use it."

"Give this motherf**king hair to Obama? F**k him. For nothing. F**k him."

"I should say if anybody wants my hair, go right ahead, feel free to run your fingers through it, f**k it, sh*t on it, I don't care what the f**k you do with it..."

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