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Friday, 20 August 2010

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Washed Ashore, Third Largest"

After taking a plunge into the oil soaked waters of the Gulf of Mexico with his youngest daughter two weeks ago, to show that the water is safe, President Obama made a quick trip to Martha's Vineyard today.

Since the First Family is getting ready for another vacation, President Obama took only Barney Frank with him, to show everyone that -despite a trace of feces in the waters -Martha's Vineyard is still safe.

Asked how it was going, a reluctant Barney Frank who was invited to accompany the President this time, stated, "Well, it's going" from a safe distance away from the water.

"Girly Boy!", yelled Obama at Frank who refused to get into the water. "You need to prove something to the American people...hack...hack...swallowed some shit."

The President then hauled his feces-covered body out of the water and washed himself off at the outdoor shower.

"See", stated Frank. "I told you it was full of feces."

"And you're full of shit even back in Washington, DC. At least I had the nuggets to go in there. Now I'm gonna be sick so turn your girly head or you'll pass out. Accckkk! AoooCCKKKK!!"

The President was then taken to Boston General where his stomach was pumped while Frank passed out.

"Maybe you better give it just a couple more weeks, folks! AAaaaaooocccKKkkk!!! Aaaaooooccckkkkk! There goes Barney. He's down again, nurse!"

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