Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Chelsea Putin and her new husband Marc Lewinsky-Mezvinsky are over the moon.
A wedding night bullseye shot saw one of her sunny-side-up Dubya (sic) yolkers fertilised by brave bridegroom Marc!
OK, he had to be gagged, blindfolded and heavily sedated after checking the prenup small print...But whaddahell?
Three weeks later and all the telltale signs of morning sickness are there: tender nipples, balooning ass and virulent halitosis.
The couple had been honeymooning in Catalina Island where the first retchings of impending motherhood hit Chelsea.
Now with gestation confirmed the newlyweds are heading back to DC where their $2 million Georgetown condo - a wedding present from the Kremiln! - has been having a makeover.
Despite comparison her eyes looked like a cross between Disney's animated Robin Hood character 'Sir Hiss' and the UK's gargoyle romance witer Dame Barbara Cartland RIP Chelsea wowed the public with her 31 July wedding pics.
Gennifer Flowers is 69.