Written by Frank Krishner
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Topics: America

Friday, 20 August 2010

image for American Melting Pot's boiling over
It's time we strained the Stew, feel many Americans

New York: Blame it on the Founding Fathers, America The Beautiful is gonna be pockmarked with minarets, just because they lacked the foresightedness to see beyond the Pacific, said visionary and author Kluxie Mendonca.

"Why blame Obama or the Mayor of New York for saying that bearded guys with no moustaches can put up minarets and call out in Arabic across Ground Zero. The Founding Fathers placed a roof on the constitution, but didn't build the walls first," he said. As a result, everyone's washe dup on American shores and we had welcome all to the American Melting pot. Now they're just too many different ingredients in the mix.

Good idea for a tasty dish, but now, the pot is just too full, it's boiling over and all of us are in a stew, he said.

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