Written by Jaime Morales
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Topics: Marriage, Dr Laura, Niger

Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Niamey, Niger - Niger French speaking newspaper is reporting that two weeks ago radio personality Dr. Laura married twenty eight year old Nigel Samanya. A native of the western Africa republic of Niger.

Nigel a Maracas and Vuvuzuela instructor at the Niamey music institute in Niger and Dr. Laura Schlessinger met early last year at a Tea Party in the city of Mobile Alabama. Nigel's band, "Nigel the Nigerian and the "Babaluzuelas" where the opening act for the Charlie Daniel's band that day.

It was love at first sight for the now newlyweds who exchanged nuptials at the Sultan palace in Zinder, Niger.

After a brief facebook love affair the couple decided they could not live apart from each other any longer and chose to marry each other.

According to Laura, Nigel was the reason why she lost her temper during the now famous N word barrage.

On the way to the studio that day Nigel called my cell phone and we got into a heated argument, I was very upset at Nigel He called me a big mouth bowlegged white ho and he said he was going to kick my skinny butt When I got home. Nigel the spoiled momma's boy he is ran home and told his mommy about our argument.

When I started talking to the caller I thought it was an honest caller who needed my advise. It wasn't until a minute or so that I realized it was Nigel's mother on the phone who was trying to mock my marriage to her son. I got mad at the witch and I let her have it. I have no problem with black people. In fact Nigel is my life.

Later on that day Dr, Laura Samanya-Schlessinger announced that Nigel and her will be moving to a twenty acre ranch near phoenix, Arizona.

In the not sure if related category, that same night Arizona Republican Congressman Russell Pearce introduced a bill that would ban any Vuvuzuelas and maracas from the state of Arizona.
An angry Pearce said "we don't need any anchor vuvuzuela playing Nigers in this state we will construct a sound barrier if we have to.

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