Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 19 August 2010

image for US survey certain that Obama is a Muslim and his wife wearing a burka didn't help either!
The Ku Klux Klan don't give a shit if Obama is a Black Muslim or not they only want "White Power"!

The majority of US citizens believe that President Obama is a Muslim in disguise, shock, horror!

A recent survey proved the point and now Obama is attempting to enhance this belief by allowing a mosque to be built adjacent to the 9/11 site (whatever next, Redneck Muslims?)

Even Obama's wife was captured on film wearing a burka? Whilst ascending the Presidents jet stairway a wind gust blew her scarf around her head (it was in Chicago, the windy city) and revealed a slit only showing the whites of her eyes (scary).

All of this speculation is causing quite a few headaches among Obama's followers especially the Blacks in Harlem and other Negro areas (basically everywhere).

The Black population certainly don't want their prodigy turning Muslim like a certain Cassius Clay did, they prefer him to exert more "Black Power" and not praise the word of the "Great One" alias "A***H" (that could also mean Adolf Hitler?).

As for the KKK and the Aryan Brotherhood, they don't give a shit, "if he's just black or a black Muslim, who cares, they're both Untermenschen anyway" they said!

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