Armpit NV: The Tea Party Gang led by "Palin the Rogue" rode into town looking for trouble. She was packing a pair of 45s, guns that is, and the gang was spoiling for a fight!
Sherriff Obama's Deputy "Sneaky Harry Reid" met the gang in front of the "Madam Pelosi House" and ordered the gang to turn around and go back where they came from. (Sherriff Obama is away, being held by the Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff as being an illegal immigrant.)
Deputy "Sneaky Harry Reid" and "Palin the Rogue" exchanged some more words about the disputed new YMCA being built in town. The Deputy indicated he had 10 deputized townspeople, behind him, if there was going to be a gunfight. Both groups began to wander towards the site of the Yakima Mosque and Convention Auditorium (YMCA).
Then a single rider on horseback was seen galloping into town waving his arms and yelling something. It was Deputy Sherriff "Foot-in-Mouth" Biden saying "you guys are both on the same side of the issue!" Everybody then wandered away and were last seen headed for the "Madam Pelosi House!"