Written by High Higgler
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Topics: Rap

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

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Rappers everywhere today are wondering if they will have a job tomorrow, after the Bitch's Union has come out in protest.

The Bitch's Union has announced that they will no longer be called Bitches, Hoes, or Scanks in Rap songs.

Until their demands are met, they will no longer be appearing in any rap video's.

The Rappers spokesman said at this time they are in intense negotiations with the Bitch's Union, and they hope that all parties involved can reach an agreement.

Snoop Dog said if this thing goes through, we will only have 3 to 4 words to choose from when writing songs.

Negotiations will continue tomorrow.

I was told this will be a closed meeting, and that the press will not be permitted to attend.

This threat from The Bitch's Union does not only affect the Rappers.

This thing will have a trickle down affect that could damage an already unstable economy.

The White House said this morning that if all these Rappers become unemployed, the massive amount of bling that will hit the market could cause the stock market to crash.

As the Rappers start selling all their Gold, and Diamonds to stay afloat, the price of precious metals will come crashing down.

The White House has offered a special negotiator to oversee the talk's, but neither party has responded yet.

This story is far from over, and we will keep you up to date, as information comes in.

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