Hollywood - (Final Sunset News): The Queen of Outer Space star has had a jolly good rubdown with embalming oils and other holy unguents.
Holed up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi Wing of the Ronald Reagan UCLA medical centre Ms Gabor is said to be feeling poorly after losing $10 million in the disgraced New York financier's scam.
A number of health setbacks have also seen the Sári Prinzessin von Anhalt - as she is known matrimonially these days - sink to new depths of frailty.
An ongoing sixty year feud with former daughter-in-law Elizabeth Taylor may have depleted her famous knuckleduster approach to settling grieviances.
Taylor had alleged a hideous catfight with her feisty mother-in-law contyributed to the breakdown of her nuptials to the Hilton Hotels heir.
The marriage to Nicky Hilton eventually ended suddenly after Taylor caught Zsa Zsa 'giving her husband Nickerless a blow job' - on the veranda of her West Palm Beach condo.
Gabor vehemently denied the in flagrente delicto incursion into her stepson's boxer shorts, claiming she was just peering briefly at a bumblebee that had landed on his swimming trunks.
Some forty years later the Hungarian diva was in the news gain afor lashing out at a cop in a LA driving fracas bust.
This resulted in a three day stint at the El Segundo jail in 1989 following prosecution on assault charges of Beverly Hills police officer Paul Kramer.
The cop had got one of her famous face slaps after stopping Gabor for a traffic violation and the incident may hav e resulted in his ensuing cult status among LAPD officers.
In 2007 husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt famously claimed to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.
At the time Zsa Zsa was quoted as saying this was laughable 'because Freddy hasn't got it up since Ronnie Raygun's very public Alzheimers farewell on US coast-to-coast TV'.
Larry Birkhead is 40.