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Thursday, 12 August 2010

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Former US Veep, Dan "Potatoe"-head Quayle's son Ben appears to be following in the family's footsteps.

On Wednesday - the newest member of the spelling-challenged Quayles - jumped on the "Diss Obama" bandwagon. Ben, a Republican liar, er....lawyer, who is running for Congress in Arizona thundered:

"Obama is the wurst Prezdint America ever had"

Spoof readers who were around during the Bush-Daddy regime will remember how Ben's father Dan while campaigning for re-election showed up at a spelling bee in a Trenton NJ elementary school.

Clever student William Figueroa had just finished correctly spelling "potato" when dickhead Dan chided him for spelling it wrong - insisting he add an 'e' on the end.

That was it for Idiot Dan's Presidential ambitions.

Later that year Dan and his equally spelling challenged wife, Marilyn - also a lawyer...[hmmmmm.....is there a thread here?....]sent out Christmas cards to their party faithful touting the "Beakon" of hope that Republicanism is to America.

Now sonny boy is keeping the family beakon burning!

The Dem candidate for Arizona challenged Mr. Quayle to a spelling bee.

Sarah Palin tweeted "Good Luck Ben Quail"

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