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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint one town over to protest the sinful goings on at the club. Carrying signs, shouting through bullhorns and taking photos of license plates of men who frequent the club, the holy protesters were exercising their right of free speech to let everyone in the area know they were none too pleased with the strip club.

The owner of the strip club, Joey Lowly, finally had enough. He packed up his girls and did what the Bible says to do; they turned the other cheek, literally. The babes showed up in front of the Church wearing bikinis and sporting protest signs of their own and proceeded to picket the Church on Sunday as churchgoers were showing up to attend services.

In fact, many of the men who showed up for Church that day, upon seeing the dancers, turned right around and got back into their cars and sped off, leaving their bewildered wives and children at the Church. Seems not every member of the little Church visited the strip joint regularly for the purpose of protesting.

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