Written by shea lo
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Topics: America, Canada

Monday, 9 August 2010

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While America has been busy abroad: dividing and splitting failing regimes, sleeping with dictators, bribing and praising anti-US military leaders and funding-arming 'good' terrorists - something unusual has been going on - albeit surreptitiously - north of the 49th parallel

The American media - overly focused on the Tea Party shenanigans and "golly-gawrsh we're not racist" behavior of the southern Confederacy - has taken its eye off its 'friendly neighbor' Canada - the True North Strong & Free.

Newly released documents state that those 'harmless ole' cheesehead Canucks have quietly been working on a plan to slowly absorb the entire northern United States into Greater Canada.

A slow eye in Sarah Palin's Teepee Party noticed that Canada had taken to referring to the USA as the "UN-TIED STATES OF AMERICA".

"Ummmm at first we didn't like notice it, cos in America and in school.... and like me specially ...can't really spell. But mommie tweeted that a Leakiwicks guy was like on the internets and we had to refudiate Canada - cos- they're ummm... like close to Alaska", said Piper Palin (PP) the youngest Palin daughter who is paid 1 million dollars to do the "Clippings" program if she "promised not to run with scissors in her hand".

Anonymous Canadian officials pooh-pooed the Palin drama saying :

"Our loonie's on the up-and-up eh, the US greenback is down. You do the math. But just to show you we have good intentions we are offering you Alberta eh, as a sign of good faith"

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