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Monday, 9 August 2010

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"McCain Had Twelve Bloody Spots!"

According to a report we just got in, a family picnic given by the George W. Bush family of Crawford, Texas on his ranch has ended in a tragedy as three people have been hospitalized, twenty others treated for wounds and punctures.

When the ambulance arrived there were screams of pain and people putting iodine all over several members of the family.

Barbara Bush, George Bush's mother was giving George a good chewing out and pointed at her over 150 iodine spots scattered over her, including her face.

"Your daddy is still under that tree and lets just hope the medics can get him out without scraping all the hide off his ass."

"Awwwwll! Watch it will you?"

"See George, that's your own father screaming in pain!"

Apparently, after the pieces of the story were put together, George Jr. had been out getting some wood for the big barbecue as invited guest & family were having some drinks near the concrete platform.

George W. Bush decided the tree right there close would supply all the wood they would need, if he took a chain saw and cut it from the back.

Before anyone could find out what all the chain saw noises were about, they hear a "TIMBER!" and a laugh.

The laughing suddenly stopped, as the tree which had began falling away from the crowd, suddenly came off at the trunk, hit the ground and fell over on top of the family and guests.

George Sr., after being doctored for half an hour, ordered his son: "Well George, what did you do this time?"

"I cannot tell a lie father. I cut down the big thorn tree."

"Oh, shut up!"

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