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Monday, 9 August 2010

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"T H E R E Is Nothing T O IT!"

Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills".

So exactly what is going on now? Tiger has been more in the news off the course than when he was winning all the big golf tournaments. You need a scorecard to keep up with all this.

Jenna Bush, the twin daughter of George and Laura Bush, got married to Henry Hager in 2008, with about a million photos, similar to the Chelsea Clinton wedding this past weekend.

Two of our best reporters have been out all morning doing an investigation. Here is our latest from Chester Ingraham:

"Dan, no one in Crawford will talk to us, but say George Bush is out playing golf. I think this is as big of a surprise to them as it has been to us. Wait a minute, here is Tooter Day."

"Dan, this is Tooter. It's a tempest in a teapot. Apparently. No one who works at Cowboy Bill's is talking about it, that's for sure."

"Some people at the restaurant said that Tiger Woods was there last night, but with another woman. Sounds like that lady he's planning to marry as soon as his divorce is settled. Again, apparently Jenna was running late for a dinner out with Hager, her husband, but spotted Tiger Woods on the way in and asked him if he would come to Crawford, Texas to help her dad's golf game sometime."

"And that's all there was to it? Are you sure?"

"Not sure, no. But that's the 'Cowboy Bill's' gals story, and they're sticking to it."

"Well shit....I mean, we'll get back to you as soon as we get the real lowdown."

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