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Sunday, 8 August 2010

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Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News".

Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in the family way', as Archie Bunker used to say, or "Knocked Up" as the Meathead countered!

Rumors are running wild as Levi was supposed to marry Bristol Palin but this was dropped after Levi failed to admit that he had fathered a child by another girlfriend (finally proved to be untrue, but no one seemed to know for sure until the DNA report came in).

Next we heard that Levi's second attempt at marrying Bristol has been thrown out because Bristol said that Levi was flirting with Chelsea Clinton at her wedding.

Now it could be true that Levi not only got Bristol in the family way ('knocked up' to you meatheads), but may have done the same for Chelsea who almost backed out of her wedding.

So what's up with the one guy getting a VP candidates daughter in trouble just before a presidential election and now doing the same for the former President and Secretary of State's daughter?

Even Bill Clinton is mystified.

"I still say there's something about that young man that I like", restated Bill Clinton.

This just in: Chelsea Clinton says that she "did not have sex with that man!"

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