Written by Buck E Filbert
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Saturday, 7 August 2010

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Congress voted unanimously to quit, first time they agreed, in years

Today, in an unprecedented move, the entire United States Government, walked off the job. The Executive, Senate, Congress and Supreme Court branches all, threw their arms up in disgust, and left their posts.

This move sent, wave after wave, of relief throughout the population of the country. Some people are guessing the nation will be better off with no government what so ever.

Earl Barber, of Nowhere, Kentucky, was toating a Smith and Wesson, 44 mag side arm said, " we can keep the peace, I just tell them to talk to Bessy", Barber motioned to his side arm as he talked.

Barbra Boxer, Dem.Cal was getting into her car, we asked her, how she could walk out on the American public like this? she responded,"it's all screwed up, we don't know how to fix any of it, we've run out of lies to tell the people and to be brutally honest, we don't even believe our own B.S. anymore".

Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia was quoted through a co worker as saying, "Let them figure out what's right or wrong themselves, we've had it.

As of this afternoon, in Washington, you could see virtually the entire U.S. Government lined up outside the unemployment offices across the city.

Not to be out done, The Parliament, Of The United Kingdom, went on a vacation. They would not say how long they were going on vacation but, one member of Parliament said, "we're not going to let those blokes across the pond, have all the fun, now are we",.

From Sunset and Vine
in beautiful downtown Hollywood


Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb.

~Benjamin Franklin

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