Written by Guy Bellefonte
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Friday, 6 August 2010

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Is a phone still smart if I use it?

Rosco Jennings has been told he is not smart since he was 5 years old. Now in his 30's Jennings faces ridicule from friends and family each day he uses his "smart phone"

"Everyone always says, hey it's pretty ironic that an idiot like you is using something with the word smart in it," Jennings told a drunk reporter.

Jennings is not alone on this issue and the Dumb Community Organization Association Club has written a letter to all of the major phone manufacturers pleading with them to use a more politically correct term.

An office assistant for a top telecommunications firm recalls reading the letter, "I have never seen so many grammatical errors in my life. It was challenging for me to find out what the group really wanted due to the poor sentence structure and because the letter was written in green crayon."

The DCOAC hopes to resolve this issue by late 2009 of this year.

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