Written by truybill
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Topics: Racism, Agriculture, USDA

Friday, 6 August 2010

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The USDA announced today that in order to counter the racial tension brought on by the firing then rehiring of a black Agriculture Department employee, they have fired all white people and black people. "There, are you happy now?" one fired employee stated who wanted his name added, "but this reporter didn't feel like it mattered.

"There was no racial discrimination involved with the employees being fired. All whites and blacks are gone," announced the new Director of the USDA. Apparently this was something that the USDA top management had been working on for a while. As soon as all the black and white employees were escorted from their positions, they were quickly replaced by a much cheaper work force of illegal alien migrant workers.

"It only made sense to hire these people," stated one top executive who was fired by the new illegal migrant worker that took his job. "These people have worked in the industry of poultry, slaughter houses, watermelon fields, and any other field they could find anything growing. It didn't matter; if farmers grew it, they picked it. At times they even worked for the farmers and got paid to pick the crops." It was also noted that most were already on the Government insurance program that most of us probably never heard of. They called it Medicaid.

This reporter sat down with a new USDA management employee for an interview. But shortly after the interview started I quickly realized this employee didn't understand English, nor did he speak a single word of English; he did know a few phrases. He kept asking, Were to go for food stamps?

The INS has refused to raid the offices of the USDA. INS investigator Hernandez Gonzalez who wished he could had remained unknown, stated "It would be racial profiling if we were to raid the USDA. There is no probable cause to believe any are illegal alien's."

There are rumors that this could all be part of a new plan President Obama has initiated, "Put the illegal's to work program," were he will start firing white and blacks with good paying government jobs and replace them with illegal aliens.

Will this new system work? This reporter knows only time will tell.

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