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Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Los Angeles- The hispanic goup La Raza (The Race) defended its stand on Illegal immigration as it faced charges of racism.

The national council of La Raza defended its call to remove all white people from the US. National council of La Raza president and CEO Janet Murguia commented on the charges leveled at the organization " we reserve the right to be the only illegal immigrants in this country, these old frail white people need to go back where they come from". When it was pointed out that the white people she was referring were Americans, she said " Mexicans are Americans too" apparently playing on the name of the continent and not the United States.

When asked what he thought about white Americans, Mexican Illegal Immigrant Juan Pablo Valdez commented " La gente blanca, no necesitamos ninguna apestosa los blancos".

Nazi party representative Bob Man entered the fray claiming "Mexicans we dont want no stinking Mexicans in America" when it was pointed out to him that Mexico is indeed in America. He was shocked at the revelation and was heard saying "damn howd they do that?"

All sides have not wieghed in on the issue as of yet, but you can bet we havent heard the last of this.

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