Washington - (Numerology News): Five planets in an explosive astrology T-Square on the President's birthday and the First Lady's off slumming it where??
"He's a big boy now," the CIA's Head of Numerology commented today as Michelle and daughter Sasha packed their bags for a vacation in Spain, "he can take it on the chin, even on this all-important birthday.
"Besides, seven sevens are forty nine. That easily cancels out any zodiac tragedy unfolding in the cosmos."
Still, the presidential security detail is taking no chances even - if Obama takes advantage of being deserted to 'whoop it up just like JFK' on his big day.
"No, we do not envisage some sleazy Tiger Woods-style hooker party in the West Wing tomorrow," sources close to the head of presidential security added.
"Michelle's left live webcams in every conceivable nook and cranny, so it's cocoa and cookies and an early night for Barry."
Meanwhile Mrs O and younger daughter Sasha will be sashaying it all over an exclusive Marbella hotel resort ahead of a weekend with the King and Queen of Spain.
Malia Obama was 12 on 4th of July.