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Topics: Kids, Texas

Monday, 2 August 2010

Mesquite TX - A Mesquite mother of twins claims she isnt the mother of the babies born two weeks ago and demands DNA tests to prove it.

Doctor Phil Good from The Texas Regional Medical Center explains " the mother is the mother I delivered them, but there is a rare condition suffered by blondes that could explain the behavior" The rare condition is known as blonde brain hyperplasia by proxy other wise known as BBHP.

BBHP is a temporary condition, causing it's victims to display blatantly blonde behavior. Some sufferers have been known to hide their own easter eggs.

"If DNA tests are performed and the children prove not to be the mothers it will be a medical first" says DR.Good

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