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Topics: Liberalism

Monday, 2 August 2010

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"I'm afraid it's hopless!"

Rochester MN: The last "progressive" (Democratic far left liberal) was admitted to the Mayo Clinic today. The person, identity unknown, is in the last stages of Pelosi's Disease.

Pelosi's Disease sometimes called the Obama Syndrome eventually causes brain rot, where the cerebellum turns to jelly. The early stage symptoms in "progressives" are diagnosed as ideology above all, arrogance, subversion of the rules, excessive taxing and spending, wealth redistribution, open borders, corruption and ignoring the will of the American people.

A search for a vaccine has been fruitless, even with all the money thrown at the problem by fellow government "progressives!" For "progressive" senior citizens with this disease Medicare will not cover the costs. At present there is no known cure but isolation and quarantine, as the disease is cyclical about every 40 years.

New research is being conducted by Doctors Goldwater, Reagan and Bush using private funding.

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