Written by Guy Bellefonte
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Topics: Books, Heaven, Angel

Saturday, 31 July 2010

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Start paying attention to the Ten Commandments! This is the advice from a rogue angel that descended from heaven in late winter of this year.

Sitting in a white gown and emitting a heavenly aura, the angel, who does not have a name, gave us a brief look inside her first book, "All you know about God is wrong."

The book highlights some facts about God, like his favorite actor-Andy Griffith and his music likes and dislikes. He has supposedly gone goo goo for Lady Gaga.

So what do we need to know to enter the kingdom? For starters, Americans have about a .005% of getting past the pearly gates. In fact, anyone that has ever broken any of the Ten Commandments is shit out of luck.

Heaven has been described as a quiet library where all of the books are about the Ten Commandments. Hell is one big party for the rest of us, very similar to Las Vegas. Purgatory is actually where all the criminals hang out until they can be suitable for Hell.

The Angel will be signing books at a Barnes & Nobles near you soon.

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