In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Teresa was not only a Crack Ho but an agent of the Russian Mafia. "Furthermore," he says, "her organization, the Little Sisters of the Poor, is an international escort service that caters to the rich and recruits from the poor. These are not good people."
As the Catholic Church and Christians of all stripes rushed to condemn Breitbart, RNC Chairman Michael Steele and Fox News were quick to defend his actions. "Andrew Breitbart is a genuine American hero," said Brit Hume of Fox News. "He ranks with the finest journalists of this century and that includes Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and my self. It is long past time that someone took on the Jewish dominated liberal media and I know in my heart of hearts that one day Andrew will sit at the right hand of Rupert Murdock!"
Breitbart, speaking from an undisclosed location at the RNC headquarters issued the following statement. "I will not be deterred and in the following weeks I will disclose and expose those that have chosen now and in the past to destroy our country and our way of life. This includes George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Dolly Madison, Mickey Mantle, and a Welfare Queen currently married to a US President."
In related news, Pope Benedict is denying rumors that he will be exposed by Breitbart as a cross dressing teenager named Heidi, that visited Adolph Hitler many times at his Eagles Nest hideaway in Bertesgarten during World war 2.