Written by Guy Bellefonte

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Topics: Mel Gibson

Friday, 30 July 2010

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Happy 4th of Jew-Lie, Shalom!

Mel Gibson may have put himself in even deeper trouble by writing highly questionable material on his website this week.

The actor has been trying to cope as his highly animated phone conversations with ex-girlfriend Oksana Griogorieva have been released to the public.

Gibson released a written statement on his website stating:

I hate Jew-lie! This month sucks like my whore girlfriend. The 4th of Jew-lie fireworks are annoying and it's too damn hot! Jew-lie is responsible for all the wars in the world!

A representative for Gibson said that his statement contained unintentional grammatical errors and that the actor actually meant to write July but he made an honest mistake.

"Mel is notorious for being a bad speller. He writes phonetically and in this case it may have come across that he is anti-Semetic, but this is absolutely not the case."

The representative also said that when Mel called his girlfriend a cunt, it was actually a cute little acronym for c u next tuesday and in no way was meant as a hurtful comment.

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