This weekend, before a crowd of like-minded tea partiers, Michele Bachmann strayed from her usual Obama rants to address rumors that she may be another female Russian spy from the same ring that was arrested in June of this year. Bachmann suspects she has been singled out because of her striking good looks and her resemblance to Anna Chapman, even though she has darker brown hair.
"I know I am an incredibly beautiful, sexy woman," said Bachmann, "but honestly all you have to do is look at my voting record. Sure, I'm against this administration, but not to the point where I'd commit espionage. I hate Russians as much as the next person."
"Besides," she said, "I am from Minnesota. The spies that were rounded up in that spy ring were, for the most part, residing on the East Coast."