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Thursday, 29 July 2010

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Burger King, America's #2 Sh-t Food restaurant, announced that they are adding a "transitional" sandwich to their menu: The BK 10:30.

The BK 10:30 is a breakfast Croissan'wich that is, er . . . sandwiched between the two beefy patties of a Double Whopper.

"It can only be ordered around 10:30 in the morning," said HRH King, the creepy BK mascot. "That's when we are switching over from breakfast to lunch."

Burger King expects to sell about 100,000 a week nationwide, which is 99,980 more that the BK Veggie Burgers, which tastes like a cow's a--hole with mustard.

"The 'sandwich,' which has 4,400 calories and 420 grams of trans fat, face some opposition from the New Jersey Attorney General, who plans to arrest any BK employee that serves a BK 10:30.

"That is an myocardial infarction waiting to infarct," said the Attorney General. "Selling that is like selling a loaded revolver. Fat people will be dying by the unmarked-graveload."

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