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Thursday, 29 July 2010

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McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October.

The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger, went from interesting concept to internet rumor in the early 90's.

By 2005, McDonalds restaurants were so familiar with the McGangBang that they actually started building it for customers.

"It literally was the sandwich made by our customers, for our customers, said Russ Smyth, a grill team crew member from the Highland Street McDonalds in suburban Chicago. "Our customers are vile, evil people with far too much time to kill."

Smyth, who is in charge of all grilling activities in the Highland Street store, is no stranger to McDonalds, or to sh-tty business decisions.

Smyth spent 21 years with McDonalds, reaching President of McDonalds Europe until he resigned to become CEO of H&R Block.

After two years of piledriving Block's stock price into the ground, he left to join what we called "a very private company" which he declined to name. Two weeks later, Smyth is searing hambugers on the grill of Greater Chicago's 22nd largest McDonalds."

A $5 million advertising campaign will introduce the sandwich nationwide, using multiple media and venues. The common element will be the tagline: "McGangBang: It's Like a Threesome with Two Ugly Chicks."

"I came up with that line!" Smyth said, while eating his lunch in his restaurant's Playland. "Remember, I was the CEO who approved H&R Block's 'Other Tax Preparers Suck More Than Us' advertising campaign, as well as the Super Bowl ad which featured Abe Vigoda as 'Death'."

Smyth concluded: "The sandwich really is like a threesome with ugly chicks. I mean, at first you're all like, 'Oh my God, this is such a great idea!' but the next day all you have is greasy fingers and an upset stomach."

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