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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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99% of male internet users said WTF? about the gun angle after the bikini shots were posted

Texas - (Hairline Trigger): Looking remarkably lovely - like a teenage Paris Hilton, maybe! - the 35-22-34 Latvian-born 24 year-old's itsy-bitsy string two-piece is an eye-catching little number.

Modelled by stunning blond Texan beautician Anna Fermanova outside a Copacabana beach hut last summer the bikini shots have easily shunted extradited Russian femme fatale Anna Chapman into the long grass.

Ms Fermanova's genius move comes amid media saturation coverage about her illegal attempts to smuggle high tech night vision rifles to Moscow.

The bikini shots have gone viral on the internet and have easily obfuscated the thrust of the main news story about Fermanova's upcoming prosecution for 'knowingly and intentionally trying to export defence articles on the United States Munitions list'.

"Of course all that's missing from in those pics is a $20,000 Herm├Ęs handbag, Aviators, and some serious Tiffany bling, heheheh!" the editor of celebwatch website LA FagHagSlagMag commented today.

"Sure get the point across, though!"

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