Actor Mel Gibson was arrested at his home in Malibu this morning by sheriff deputies and taken to a rehab center that specializes in Potty Mouth rehab for adults.
Gibson was heard screaming as the duties placed him in a patrol car. Bystanders say he was screaming "Ishee! Cocky! Pooh! Pooh! Ishee! Cocky! Pooh Pooh!"
"He seemed totally out of control," remarked an onlooker.
As an officer put his hand on Gibson's head to place him in the car, Gibson bit his hand, kicked him in the groin, and spit in his face.
"Want a yellow shower," Gibson yelled.
The PMR (Potty Mouth Rehab) center specializes in a type of immersion therapy that bombards the patient with a mixture of sights and sounds relative to his or her psychiatric problem.
Evidentially, Gibson will be screamed at in language most foul, shown pictures of excrement, be subject to induced vomiting, and forced to view pictures of his girlfriend in compromising positions with two linebackers from the Cleveland Browns.
A spokesman for the center issued the following statement, "If and when he can contain himself without expletives while going through these daily routines, he will be allowed to change his own diapers and be considered for graduation."