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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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Lindsay Lohan: the latest target of Wikileaks

Washington, USA. Within hours of Wikileaks producing piles of leaked confidential documents on the war on terror in Afghanistan, the feared organisation has produced 20 000 documents detailing the lustful trysts that actress Lindsay Lohan got herself in.

The previously unpublished material uncovers wild parties and endless sexual orgis that Lohan figured in centrally. Many of the happenings involved exotic animals such as tamed lions and tigers and even a kangaroo. A lot of the documents reveal Lohan as a seriously addicted drug user and sexual freak. One instance uncovered a threesome that Lohan initiated involving Hollywood has-been Burt Reynolds.

Lindsay Lohan is apparently writing a book while in the "slammer" hoping to correct any inaccuracies in these documents. Her fans wait expectedly for the publication day.

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