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Sunday, 25 July 2010

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Hilary Clinton stated in a recent news conference that the US goverment will file a law suit against the Mexican Goverment

The Mexican government is cracking down on US illegal immigrants coming into Mexico to work at the factories moved down from the US.

"These are Mexican Jobs that these illegals are taking," said the unidentified Mexican President of Mexico who wished to remain anonymous. "Its not our fault these factories moved to Mexico."

The Mexican Government is planning on sending extra troops to its boarder to frighten away any illegal crossings from the US side. High-Tec equipment will be used along with the military as soon as they can afford it.

Many US citizens detained by the Mexican military stated they were only bathing in the river and became disorientated when they accidentally exited on the Mexico side.

"They can say what they want, they are still in my country illegal," one Mexican officer told the press.

We will have more on this story as soon as we are escorted back to the US.

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